WE ARE YOUR FEK

Aug 28

Hebrew lessons

lowlife:

Glida = Ice cream

Arctica = Ice cream bar

Ani rotezeh arctica.

Dude. Here’s one for you: “zian b’ayin.” Ask an Israeli, get back to me.

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Aug 27

“Keep your heart three stacks, keep your heart, eh, keep your heart, three stacks, keep your heart, man these girls are smart three stacks, these girls are smart. Play yo part.” —

Andre 3000 (via soupsoup)

We’ve been over this, already. Best. Video. Ever.

Please don’t stop the MayaHEE, MayaHA, MayaHA, MayaHAHA.

Okay, what? Now that the “Numa-Numa” song is a T.I. sample that Rhianna sings over, I’m going to go stick my head in a toilet and give myself a swirly. This is the cultural equivielent of Petey Greene’s trademark line: “WAKE UP, GODDAMNIT!”

Aug 26

youngmanhattanite:
Hanukkah came early.
Day: made. We worked hard on this one.

youngmanhattanite:

Hanukkah came early.

Day: made. We worked hard on this one.

Tickets for the last home game at Yankee Stadium (against Baltimore, on my birthday), are starting on StubHub at $155. Those are for the highest “Reserved Tier” seats; i.e. the, You’re Not In The Same Fucking Atmospheric Layer seats. Jesus.

OMFG. Week of Longest Day Ever Continues: Day 2. Email Gods, speak the good words to me.