In today’s gossip roundup, I made a dick joke. Or fifteen. Yes, there’s a dick joke in every gossip item today. And in this. Related: I am twelve.
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WE ARE YOUR FEK
THIS IS A FEK'S TUMBLR. FEKS ARE INDIGENOUS TO THE DESERT BUT EVENTUALLY MIGRATE EAST TO LIVE AMONGST ALL OF THE OTHER YOUNG SEMITES. YOU CAN OFTEN FIND A FEK WRITING FOR YOUNG MANHATTANITE, ANIMAL NEW YORK, THE AWL, AND OTHER ASSORTED PUBLICATIONS THAT DON'T PAY FOR HIS SHIT. SOMETIMES, NOWADAYS, A FEW (BLACKBOOK, GAWKER, FLAVORWIRE) THAT DO. YOU CAN Email a fek at cumberlandprojects [at] gmail [dot] com. GODSPEED.
