youngmanhattanite:

Man, I miss all the good emails. It was all about fucking with a hole in the sheet, wasn’t it? Thinking of a random fun YM-jamming project: pile up followers to gunk up our dashboard and make losers think we have an interest in them. It will be like a Dr. Suess thing. Me following and the Boss unfollowing them.

Why this wouldn’t work: at the end of one day, you wouldn’t be able to look at your dashboard without having a full-on, four-on-the-floor, bowel-emptying coronary. 

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