Has Gossip Girl already failed us? (And plot ideas!)
Even Josh Schwartz will admit that The OC used up eight seasons woth of plotlines in one: their first. This is why fans of Gossip Girl need to worry: Schwartz likes to blow his creative load early.
The “Gay” OC Plotline: Luke’s dad (Season 1), Marissa and Alex (Season 2).
The “Gay” GG Plotline: Eric and Whoever Else opens up a nice possibility for anyone else to come out, which was smart. The again, Serena’s clearly had some bi-tendencies, as evidenced by the video that we’re not going to see (and it’s not shocking any more either).
The “Parents Getting Married” OC Plotline: Julie Cooper fucked everyone, including Dr. Roberts, who most characters didn’t even know existed. I think this happened, like, eight different times.
The “Parents Getting Married” GG Plotline: “Mister” Bass and Serena’s mom.
The “Slutty, Attention Craving Sister” OC Sister: Caitlin “Mini” Cooper.
The “Slutty, Attention Craving Sister” GG Sister: “Little J” Jenny Humphrey.
The “Parents Getting Wasted” OC Plotline: Kirsten Cohen is an alkie.
The “Parents Getting Wasted” GG Plotline: Nate’s dad is a cokehead.
The “Murder” OC Plotline: Marissa shot Trey, but the fucker lived through it. Didn’t Ryan accidentally kill one of those Season 3 douchebags?
The “Murder” GG Plotline: Well, all we know is that Marissa killed someone involved in some kind of sex tape, we think.
Anyway. If Gossip Girl wants to keep topping itself and keep viewers, it’s going to have to continue without rehashing the same old shit.
Ideas:
- Chuck is into Beastiality!
- Serena wants to become a CPA!
- Dan listens to DMB!
- The Asian Girl is a man!
- Rufus wants to move the family to Hoboken!
- Blair needs to get into Momofuku Ko!
- Little J has HPV!
- Miss Van Der Woodsen is into anal bleaching!
Josh,
All yours, man.
Happy Mother’s Day,
FEK.