Okay, am I five past pissed, or would this make my head hurt regardless? Hasn’t this already been written in the same place twelve different times, or is this the calm before the shitstorm? Anyway: we get it. Mormons, Hedge Funders, and anybody who doesn’t know what a blog is has a cousin who does know what a blog is and they don’t like it; they especially don’t like being blogged about. There was this nonsense..
Ms. Allen said her motivation for posting personal details was simple: ”I love to be the center of attention.”
…which was both too late and too soon, as the definitive Tumblr article has yet to be written (note to self when finishing actual post: insert links on ‘yet’ ‘to be’ and ‘written’ on three gigantic Tumblr dickfaces. Almost doesn’t matter who: throw a stone).
Denton’s line on what’s off the record was cute, too, but I’ll let The Boss take that one, since I don’t know how big of a shiteating grin he said it with. ‘Scuse me while I recuse myself - back upstairs, Margot! There’s work to be done! Meandering twaddle for my big debut into society, part deux, coming up!…